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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:18 pm 
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Welcome to laynie's little corner here at AWOP! The sweetest of MUPpets, laynie's posts are always like a ray of sunshine on our board! And, then she started sharing her poems and song parodies following Adam's journey and we were amazed by her talent and creativity. At times her work has made us teary eyed, and other times, a little hot and bothered! So, we started this little thread to give them a special home, just like laynie has a special place in our hearts! We adore you, laynie and appreciate the joy that you bring!


laynie has posted her works in the order that she wrote them so that you can follow the special Adam journey. We have provided two alphabetical indexes for when you want to return to favorites. Poems are indexed below and Song Parodies are indexed in the next post. Enjoy!

Index of laynie's Original Poems

A New Link in the Chain
Poem inspired by Adam's scuffle with the paparazzi
and the ensuing comments by M. Catherwood on E! Daily 10

'Do You Want to Come Along for the Ride'
Written in response to the outrage over the Details Magazine shoot

"More Than I Can See"
Inspiration: glitterbert and Maggie May for the words and the idea
Adam for a line of lyrics to one his songs.

'Needing Adam'
Inspired by "Adam, our drug of choice" :)

'Ode to Adam's Chest'
Inspired by Adam's chest :)

'Ode to Adam's Heavenly Hips'
Inspiration, watching bb perform :)

'Ode to the Brown Leather Pants'
Inspired by seeing bb in his brown leather pants :)

'Our Beautiful Butterfly'
Written in response to Adam mentoring the contestants on American Idol

"Our Glittery Alien from Planet Fierce Welcomes You To His World"
Inspired by newland's picture and MaggieMay's suggestion.

'Redirect the Energy'
Written in response to the hate directed at Adam

'Rock Star'
Inspired by Adam and his Glam Nation Tour

'The Answer to the (stalker) Fans'
Inspired by Adam's tweet about his privacy

'The Fates'
Inspiration: Adam's Journey through 2010; struggles and triumphs

The Price of Fame
Inspiration: Monte's betrayal - Beg for Mercy

'The Road Less Traveled'
Addresses the Gokey Family Dinner Picture Signing, The Westboro Church, and criticism from Out Magazine (My personal favorite of all my work)

T' was the Night Before Christmas
Christmas Eve Present to the MUPpets

'What's Your Fantasy'
Inspiration: Adam's responses to inappropriate tweets

'Why Adam Why'
Written in response to the backlash from Adam's AMA Performance


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 4:30 pm 
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Index of laynie's Song Parodies:

Adam Lambert's Eyes (the tune of Betty Davis Eyes)
Written after the AMA Performance

Anticipation
Waiting for Adam's next appearance

Bugle Boy
Adam on stage and the effect he has on his fans

Christmas Carols
Re-written in the Key of Adam

Hey There Dear Adam It's Your Birthday (the tune of Hey There Delilah)
Birthday Poem for Adam

The Times They are A' Changing
Written in response to getting radio play

Ticket Agent Man (tune of Secret Agent Man)
TicketMaster Angst and Ticket Brokers for tickets to an Adam Concert

What's Up
Addressing RCA going for ads

Walk this Way
Concern that fans will move on to another while waiting for news about Adam


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 12:15 pm 
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Anticipation (tune the same song)
Waiting for Adam's next appearance


What will he wear
What style is his hair

Will we see a glambulge thrust
This action he's endeared to us

Will the cat of nine tails appear on the scene
Will he dress in black leather or tight fittin jeans

We wait for the onslaught, the huge Adam Storm
We long for some news and to see him perform
Will there be jackets with glittery tint
Please tell us dear Adam Just give us a hint!



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At a standstill waiting for some news to break
Can't help it, we think about him every day
We ponder and dream about our man's next move
Will he come back through song or show up on a stage

Anticipation,
Anticipation is making us wait

Will tomorrow bring the news we're craving
I'm no prophet and can't predict such things
But we've hitched our ride upon this rising star
And wait for him and all his future brings

Anticipation,
Anticipation is making us wait

We're eager, we're ready
We're waiting for you
And it's not only us
The mic stand misses you too!


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 12:27 pm 
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Walk this Way ( tune of the same name)
Regarding the concern that fans will move on to another while waiting for news about Adam.



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....I think we are all confused and desperate for some new word on when we might hear something new.

.....This is my worry too-that RCA is going to wait too long, and fans are going to be lost by then. They've already waited too long, IMO, with no end in sight

...Regarding the starving strategy, the other thing that could happen is people will go somewhere else to get their meat and lose interest. They can only starve the masses so long before people will move on
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2, 3, 4


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da-da da-da
da
da
da
da

da-da da-da
da
da
da
da

It was long past summer
He was gone it was a bummer
Cause each week we craved the sight of the man
Even Simon was impressed
'Put him through!' he would profess
Kept him there for us in TV land

Well for us it was apparent
So we chose to be declarant
Cause we the heard the brilliant pipes that he had
And we knew he'd be achieving
So to all those disbelieving
Like some voters who were clueless, too bad!

Out on tour this first place lover
Got more cheers than any other
Now we’re waiting for the Adam Storm
See our bodies start to shake
From just a thrust for goodness sake
We can't help it even though we were warned

Well he’ll start out just a singing
Just one note at the beginning
And the body count continues to grow
I say hey diddle diddle
Like a man with his fiddle
He'll play us like he just don't know

He sings with notes of glory
While his body tells the story
Glambulge thrustin during one of his sets
And he watches while we wither
When his hips gyrate and slither
Gives satisfaction without breakin' a sweat

And he's looking oh so sexy
And he loves how much we get him
As he firmly holds the shaft of his mic
Then he strokes it with such passion
And delights in our reaction
Causing gasams, cause he does it just right

With his skill and great precision
He's implanted our decision
With desire, and he's here to stay
You can see that we're not foolin
Cause the proof comes with our droolin
As he beckons us, to walk his way

Walk this way
Please don't stray
Walk this way
Please don't stray


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 12:35 pm 
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'Do You Want to Come Along for the Ride'
Original Poem - Written in response to the outrage over the Details Magazine shoot.


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......snip And OMG, I am seriously rotfl over the (faux) outrage over an innocent photoshoot. Just took a look at IDF, and the Details-subject has around 150 threads and just about 90000 views, while the Time for Miracles has 30-40 threads. What is wrong with people??

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People are so hyprocritical. They were upset when they found out he was gay and was not coming out about it when he has been out forever. Then when he did they were upset that he shouldn't be too honest. And now they think he is lying about being gay and not being honest because he is posting for a photoshoot with a naked woman…snip. They need to get off they fucking high horse. I know that people will always find a way to criticize him no matter what and he is not pleasing them or anything but seriously back pedling is getting old.

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....snip It's early in this fandom and most people are still enjoying the ride, but as Adam reveals more and more of himself through music or interviews or what have you, the ride may become a little bumpier for some...snip

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Adam was not intending to go through his career hiding his real self. He knew that as time went on he was not going to filter all the things that might upset some people. And we're in the phase now where Adam has left behind his "best behavior" Idol time, and is moving into his "this is Adam" phase
I also think that he doesn't expect his fans to like everything he does, but he's decided not to let that be his sole criterion for the artistic choices that he makes. He hopes we will like what he does, but he's ok if we don't.



Traveling life's highway
Gleaning lessons learned
Taking chances along the way
True, I might get burned

I'm still showing who I am
No excuses for my ways
Some are raw
Not comfortable
Working through the maze

Not sure where a path will lead
It’s a choice I have to make
If in my heart I take the part
I'll deal with what's at stake

If there's scandal brewing
And you're sad with what you heard
Listen up, I'll keep it straight for you
My convictions are my word

If there’s danger on the highway
I'll stop and hit the brake
I'll stake a path then forge ahead
With decisions that I make

I will not lie
Bout things I try
That may not fit your plan
I'm pleased to entertain you
But, I'm not your live in man

I say to those who are in the know
And are handing out a fix
Please refrain from inflicting pain
It’s not how I get my kicks

If you're looking for the perfect man
I've yet to meet me one
Even when intents are good
They're not good enough for some

I'll try to keep you happy
Experiencing life’s plan
A perfect man, it sure ain't me
But I'm doing the best I can

Do you want to come along for the ride
Do you want to come along for the ride
There may be bumps
I'll own the lumps
Just taking it in stride

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 12:41 pm 
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Bugle Boy (tune the same)
Seeing Adam on stage and the effect he has on his fans

Just for fun - with a shoutout to the Divinie Miss 'M'

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A root, a toot, a toodlie-a-da-toot
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Oh how I hate to get up in the morning,
Oh how I’d love to remain in bed;


He was a hopeful guy who made it to LA
He had a singing style that was the best they say
He was the top man at his craft
But when his vote came up short, he said so what, that's the past
He's goin solo now, and they'll all come to see
A rockin, sexy, popstar, who's as fierce as can be

Some camp, a wail, a thrust or prowl, he just takes over a stage
He's like no other
He's holding a note without a bass or guitar playing with him
And when he goes on stage
His fans have come to terms
A master at his art, he loves the part, he watches them squirm

They can't resist his charms they're putty in his hand, he's skilled and gentle
He brings them along with his slow easy style he gives a feeling
And then he quickens his pace
Until they fall into place
They can't hold back, they come to him
They feel his embrace

He puts the girls to sleep with such exciting dreams
And wakes 'em the same way, they're wantin more it seems
They clap their hands and scream his name
'Cause they know how it goes, the man just drives them insane
He aims for world control
He gives them what they need
He's on his way, he's huge, we know he's gonna succeed!

Some camp, a wail a thrust or prowl he just takes over a stage
He's like no other
He's holding a note without a bass or guitar playing with him
He'll take the world by storm
His time has come you see,
A rockin, sexy, popstar, who's as fierce as can be


With AMA's upon a stage, a ratings jump
They know when he performs he'll keep them from a slump
When just his name brings so much news
His course it set and won't stop
He's going straight to the top,
He's got a purpose now
His game jumped up a notch
This superstar is in control, we just sit and watch

And when his album drops, and climbs the charts they'll see
A rockin, sexy, popstar who's as fierce as can be


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 12:55 pm 
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'The Road Less Traveled'
Original Poem - Addresses the Gokey Family Dinner Picture Signing, The Westboro Church, and criticism from Out Magazine.

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"He’s enormously talented, best talent ‘American Idol’ has had, but I think he killed his career because now the conversation is not about his talent but about his sexual preference. He's done. He doesn't really have a rock’n'roll voice. He should be the singer in Queen or be on Broadway, but mostly he should shut up about his sexual preferences".

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"Gay fans of Adam Lambert are in for a shock"......"He claims he's proud to be gay, then why be photographed in sexy poses with a woman?"..."I just don't get it, I thought adam was gay. he sure doesn't act like a gay man".

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"They are trying to complete a final product and we are all butting in at every step telling them how it should be done when we don't even know what they want the final product to be".



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"To me it's always just been about singing. When all that social projection started being attached to me I was like, it is that deep? But people attached it on to my situation and in a way I felt honored and I also felt a little intimidated. I thought that was a lot of responsibility for me. And I was like, I just want to sing".




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He's walking down a road less traveled
Trying to find his way somehow
Those carefree days and routine ways
Are an illusion to him now

He's walking down a road less traveled
Finding out along the way
That losing makes a strong impression
Winning comes with a price to pay

Cause each one takes a piece of him
And they're slicing up his parts
And he don't know how to please em' all
And he don't know where to start

There was the time he felt the heat
For a moment that he took
So he remembers not to forget
His life's an open book

When his pictures signed in friendship made their way onto the web
And the slurs that quickly followed put their message in his head
He chose silence, not responding but forgiving of the deed
To the one who should have acted, to renounce and intercede

He's blazing trails on roads less traveled
Hasn't been prepared or schooled
So he looks around for some higher ground
Amid the wise men and the fools

When they walked the line to display their sign
To condemn and to berate
He took a cue from their lord who knew
To preach love, cause God hates hate

Never hiding or denying
What could cripple from the past
Giving thanks for this beginning
And the journey in his grasp

But once again the tongues would wag
Rapt with anger and disgrace
Cause he played a part for the sake of art
'It’s not right, he should know his place!'

Cause each one takes a piece of him
And they're slicing up his parts
And he don't know how to please em' all
And he don't know where to start

He's walking down a road less traveled
And the wonder of it all
Encountering a stumble
Trying so hard not to fall

There'll be praise, there'll be rage on his new world’s stage
These few words I offer him
Look deep inside, just let it be
You fit right in your skin

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:00 pm 
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What's Up(tune the same)
Addresses RCA going for radio ads

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"If RCA is doing their "big push" as we speak, we won't know until the adds happen next week. Am I missing something? Is there something we should be able to SEE RCA doing right now"?
"No. But the stations should be seeing checks in the proverbial mail pretty darn soon. Adam's not playing the game yet, and neither is RCA".
"Adam can't just do this on his own can he? Doesn't RCA have to setup the call-ins with the stations"?


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Well, it’s over a week and our wait is still
Watching him climb that great big hill
That brings about rotation

I realize now, no longer feeling blue
These battles aren't his to pick and choose
It’s just an observation

There was flailing and fainting after hearing the snips
Members on board bringing lyrics of clips
His airplay should be stronger

And I tell myself when I'm lying in bed
Trying to sort out what’s in my head
To wait a little longer

So I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What’s going on

And I say hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey,
I say hey, what’s going on

And I pray, oh lord I pray
They pave the way to show his power
And they'll see, yes then they'll see
He'll get converts by the hour

Some not worried, some wringing their hands
Discussions of theories and marketing plans
To deny him would be tragic

He'll knock em dead right before our eyes
With riffs and wails such a sweet demise
Enveloped in his magic

So I break from the keyboard and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What’s going on

And I try, oh lord I try
To make some sense of the confusion
And I say, say every day
Vive, la revolution!

So we'll update our charts and watch his spins
Waiting for the numbers to predict a win
No way will we surrender

But I know in my heart it won't take a lot
To achieve his world domination plot
It’s not hard, cause we've seen his splendor

And I say hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey,
I say hey, what’s going on

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:06 pm 
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'Ode to the Brown Leather Pants'
Inspiration, seeing bb in his brown leather pants :)


.....Interrupting serious discussions for a moment to give special thanks to Elle for bringing us bb in those brown leather pants of awesomeness


We loved to gaze into your eyes
But now we're stuck upon your thighs
Those brown leather pants fit like second skin
Hugging your body, they're so made of win
Molding your thighs, such a pleasure to see
I crave all that's in em, is that wrong of me?

It's criminal to be as sexy as he
In those hot sexy
hip huggin
fierce looking
brown leather pants!


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:11 pm 
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Adam Lambert's Eyes (the tune of Betty Davis Eyes)
Written after the AMA Performance



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In my efforts to,
Analyze those sexy thighs
My heavy breathing laced with sighs
I got hypnotized and mesmerized
By Adam Lambert’s

sexy
amazing
beautiful
sparkling
kohl lined
stunning
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knowing
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His hair is black and thick
A freckled lip surprise
His hips so tight and bold
But oh those Adam Lambert eyes

He'll use his music on you
With words that he'll provide
Beckons you to join him
Then takes you deep inside

First he'll tease you
To unease you
Hear him sing, watch him move
He'll please you
He's precocious and he knows
Just what it takes to drive you wild
A glance from Adam Lambert's eyes

He'll delight you
He'll invite you
To his world
Where he'll soon entice you
He's ferocious and he knows
Just how to keep you by his side
We're captivated by his eyes

As you're feeling
What he’s dealing
In a flash he will have you reeling
Not unbending, or pretending
It’s his way, he won't apologize
See the fire through Adam Lambert’s eyes

And he’s wild, uniquely styled
He won't toe a line
He won't be mild
He'll re-define it, he'll change the game
And then he'll thrive
See the passion through his knowing eyes

He'll alarm you
He'll disarm you
In a blink you realize
Now he’s charmed you
Like a spider to a fly
We've fallen prey to our surprise

He'll seduce you
If you choose to
Give your love
He may confuse, but never use you
Like a lion guards his pride
You're safe, he knows how to survive
The life in Adam Lambert’s eyes

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:16 pm 
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'Why Adam Why'
Written in response to the backlash from Adam's AMA Performance


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Jesus. I feel like I'm watching a witch hunt. He didn't murder anyone. There's so much crap on TV and they are making such a federal case about this.

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Nor has he been caught with a sex tape *coughKimKardashianABCDWTScough*, or in skin mags *coughMoreDWTScough*, or with multiple DUI's, felony counts, or rehab stints. He hasn't been found in cars with hookers, tranny or otherwise *coughEddieMurphyHughGrantcough*. ...snip



The possibilities are endless! So, why Adam, why?

You could have sex with a minor see R. Kelly's porno case
You could assault your lover cause he talked back to your face
You could behave like Barkley, spit on children in your way
The networks will embrace you, put you right back on their stage

You could sing bout rape and murder
Feeling proud with this appeal
The industry, hell they'll agree
Get another record deal

You could have drown some puppies
Do some time, but not atone
All heinous acts forgiven
If a touchdown pass is thrown

You could commit a murder
Make it two, include a friend
OJ was cheered when he was cleared
Until he erred again

You could make some tapes
Include your face
And body parts, raw sex
Ask Paris, Kim or Pamela
They get paid for what comes next

Instead, just like Madge and Britney
Who shared a primetime lip lock kiss
You used a guy
Have you lost your mind
You know we can't handle this

Then you chose to give a show
That raised a lot of brows
When what was planned
Got out of hand
It's just dues you're paying now

The rage will slowly fade away
Time is your new pal
File it away in your memory
Be wiser for it now

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'Redirect the Energy'
Original Poem written in response to the hate directed at Adam

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His glambuldge maybe?
Not to hear them talk---according to them, 1) most of his pictures are purposely created to draw attention to his crotch and 2) 'it' (his crotch) needs all the help it can get since there's not much of 'it' to speak of... What pics and videos has THAT woman been watching?
Oh, but wait. She's not a fan; in fact, she finds him vile and disgusting and a poser, etc., so wouldn't have watched any of his videos or looked at his pics, right?... But wait. If she hasn't, then how can she say that he doesn't have much there?
Something's rotten in Denmark
...or somewhere.

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LOL. Amen sista. One hater even claims Adam is "deliberately drawing attention to it". It's like, well sweetheart, isn't that the point. She also claims that his performance last night held "no spark in his eyes". She must have missed the glitter and was more intent on the glambuldge.
But whateva, I think secretly they love them some Adam magic.

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Yup, I'm passing the same message for the ladies at the CH. Ya know, Adam is doing something right because they sure do follow his every move, in fact, I do believe they know more about Adam than I do and I'm his fan

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I still don't fully understand these silly fans wars that are basically so useless in time and energy.
Take a look at the Adam thread at the CH (clackhouse) which is a Clay Aiken board, the Clay fans spewing their garbage and transparent jealousy over Adam. If they're a fan of Clay Aiken, why bother going into the Adam thread to repeat how much one does not like Adam? And these ladies are supposed to be grown women? I find it all so very immature.



my sisters, I hear ya...

why expend the energy
on such a strange activity
someone please explain to me
the reason for the hate

the internet's a magic place
you never have to show your face
just hide behind your ugly words
while acting oh so chaste

you could go riding in your car
visit friends both near and far
get a hobby, learn guitar
do something in its place

instead the day is spent online
logging hours wasting time
spewing poison from your mind
it's a pitiful disgrace

I understand the non appeal
for a style or sound that's not your deal
but how it's coming off to me
it’s just hate for hatens' sake

did they think, did they consider
the reason that they are are so bitter
cause the one who makes them all a'twitter
hasn't shown his face

it's clear the object of their desire
is not around to light their fire
so they're mean and angry women
and jealousy takes its place

they wish that they were having fun
with everything that's still to come
instead they criticize, despise
our guy who's just begun

and they redirect their energy
intense with negativity
at someone they can't stand to see
I swear they know him better than me
all his moves, all the time, every place

you want the fun, open your mind
come on along, enjoy the ride
but something that you must abide
the hate won't work, not with our guy
it's his love that we embrace

hey, we didn't start the fire...


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:32 pm 
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Christmas Carols
Re-written in the Key of Adam


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Hark our MUPpet members sing
friendship and joy the gifts they bring..........


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God rest you magic glitter prince
Let nothing you dismay
I hope you get your needed rest
And take some time to play
Until the day you're back with us
Don't stay away too long
But till then we'll have your tweets to read along
With your CD on
As we long for you and hear your voice in song




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These three judges couldn't deny
The brilliance he displayed on AI
But the fates intervened
Or they all would have seen
Our wild idol’s no ‘g’ rated guy

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Oh the weather outside is frightful
But you make us feel delightful
Just tell us where, we'll go
To your show, to your show, to your show

We hope you won't think of stopping
Take a nap
Line your eyes
Do some shopping
But for now if you must lay low
Please don't slack, hurry back
With a show

We’ll be standing beside our seats
Throwing toys at your feet, never fear
Cause we don't want to get the boot
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We long to be close to you dear

When the curtain is slowing falling
It's your name you'll hear us calling
We'll miss you, if you must go
Please come back to us soon
With a show




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Adam baby
Put a present under the tree for me
I've been an awfully good girl
Adam baby
And hurry down the chimney tonight

Adam, baby
Come and trim my Christmas tree
For me
Wear dior homme, and look all glittery
And hurry down the chimney tonight

The kohl you use is not the kind
They’ll find in Hicklin’s stocking he was out of line
For you the best of gifts you’ll get
Rewards on your horizon
You aint’ seen nothing yet

Adam honey
One more thing, not bling
Though you've been known to throw it our way
There's something else I’m wanting today

Remember at the AMA’s
You kissed your keyboard player
It was hot, I’ll say
Bring those sweet lips here to me
Payment on arrival baby, COD

Adam baby come and fill my stocking
With your CD
The alarm will not be rung, by me
And hurry down the chimney tonight

I've been good
I didn't stray
I‘ve been your fan since days of Upright Cabaret
Now, it's time to pay me back
I'd love a little something
From your goody sack

Adam baby
Hurry down the chimney,
Hurry down the chimney
Hurry down the chimney tonight

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Hark the MUPpet members sing
Of friendship and joy the gifts they bring

May all who dwell here be blessed with good health, happiness and love.

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Happy Holidays Everyone!


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:37 pm 
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T' was the Night Before Christmas
Christmas Eve Poem for all of our MUPpets


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T'was the night before Christmas
Our fan board was still
The members were home
With their families to chill

I was up, wide awake
So I passed by the bed
When these thoughts of you all
Popped right into my head

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Walk127, Fez,
And Rachel Rose oversee,
That our board stays on course
And they keep us troll free

There’s newland, who handles the media links
So, we’re one click away
When he sings
What he thinks

CJ and the Princess
Bring us weekender briefs
Like Cliffnotes we’re current
It’s such a relief

We delight when they’re sparring
Dueling macros galore
We all reap the spoils
They bring love, never war

pointerspoint, who began this
A fan site she sought
For fun, sheer amazement
The passion it’s wrought

Just like Adam’s wail
As his trademark, it’s grown
Is our home board
That's taken a life of its own

Our members bring
Comments, opinions and news
With the facts or for laughter
We offer our views

For all of you Muppets
Not mentioned by name
You give our home life
You’re valued the same

You’re each quite unique
In your own special way
The passions we share
Bring us back every day

My thanks for you all
As my thoughts, have been told
The sum of our parts
Are more precious than gold

At the core is our glam God, our glitter delight
For you all, and for Adam
Love
Peace
And good night

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:43 pm 
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'The Answer to the (stalker) Fans'
Inspired by Adam's tweet about his privacy



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I'm a bit disturbed by certain fans' choice to report my every move. Who I spoke to, who I sat with etc. Do I get aaany privacy?
Hahah you guys are right. Guess it comes w the territory. :) still creepy and invasive but a fair trade.

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Am impressed with Adam's straight forward yet polite way of telling the OTT fans to back off. Hope they get the message because I think Adam will eventually be direct sans the politeness and I would support him 100%.

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No doubt Adam wrestles with himself on what to say and yet he always manages to say it the right way.

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adamlambert Lets get one thing clear: I loooove my fans!! My comments yesterday were for a select FEW who continue to cross the line. (u know who u are
I would not be on this journey w/o the dedication and support of so many of you! I am grateful and honored.

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…Aww, those Tweets hurt my heart a little. Poor guy is trying to set limits without looking like an ungrateful asshole.

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The ones who need to read what he said and feel embarrassed or corrected are the very ones who don't see his comments as being directed at them. Unfuckingreal



Can’t go to the corner store to buy them
Department stores don’t have them, won’t supply them
What’s right today could change, so you can’t apply them
Resulting in a stop before you try them

They’re unobtrusive, really not conclusive
Can’t be used for all they’re not conducive
Won’t find them written down they’re quite elusive
The answers for the fans who are intrusive

No how to guides for times when you’re in need
No reference books in print for you to read
No road map with the path so you’ll succeed
It’s just your own decisions you must heed

So far he makes it pretty clear
What he’ll share, what he holds dear
Cause what comes with the talent shown
Is a brain that finds the way unknown
To keep his fans real close at hand
And lose those who won't understand

When they don’t respect what you decree
Matters not how fair you’ll be
With eyes wide open they still won’t see
The remarks ‘they can’t be meant for me’

With his privacy at stake
Of this journey he’ll partake
With every step he’s yet to take
Comes his honesty he just won’t fake

Though the rules of the road aren’t set
And for some the expectations won't be met
He chooses how he wants to walk the line
I wouldn’t change a thing his strut’s just fine


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The Times They are A' Changing (Dylan song, same name)
Written in response to Adam getting radio play and success

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His detractors will see him as a failure no matter how much he sells. Gold sales will be lackluster because they're not platinum. Platinum sales will be lackluster because they're not double-platinum. If some miracle were to occur and FYE sold 100 million copies worldwide? "Well, duh, anyone would sell that with all that HYPE." They will never run out of excuses for his success. At this point you just gotta laugh.

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Now I'm reading that no matter how much FYE sells, RCA will still be in the hole because of the enormous expenditures on high-end producers and celebrity songwriters (observations posted without a shred of evidence to back them up)

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Like I said before, I just cannot care enough to even get irritated by the haters. I learnt a long time ago from internet fandoms that it is pointless to rationalize with any hater because by definition of them being a hater, usually means they're irrational and the Adam ones are particularly so. No matter what happens with Adam's career these people will spin him as some failure so getting upset by any comment they make is just exhausting really



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One of the most popular Lithuanian radio stations M-1 has started playing "For your entertainment" this week!!!

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UPDATE two more radio stations started playing "FYE" one of them has Adam on their page in the "New songs of the week" category here is the link http://www.laluna.lt/siulomi.php#1627 They write that "Adam has a bright and charismatic personality", well it's not something new

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6 adds already! 4 Pop, 2 HAC.....I am encouraged by the adds today…..Well that's a first

KTBT-FM Pub 0 Rhythmic Tulsa RCA/RMG Clear Channel Communications 65 1/4/2010 9:57:00 AM



A word to the cynics
Hear my decree
You may have a voice
But you don't speak for me.
Just listen yourself
Surprised, you may be
With the notes and the pitch and the ranges
He's one of a kind and he sings brilliantly
For the times they are a-changin'

The PD's and DJ's finally got wise
Took them some time but they opened their eyes
Hearing his music was once a surprise
Now they're busy with list re-arranging
He's part of their program he won't be denied
For the times they are a-changin'

Oh bloggers, detractors
Who criticize with your pen
Open your eyes
His kind won't come again
We’re watching his rise
As his journey begins
And there's no stopping how high he's aimin''
We made the right choice
And we're not buying in
For the times they are a-changin'

Fans and followers
Throughout the land
Just brush off their comments
Don't play to their hand
We dared to defy
We don't fit with their plans
Their old script is tired and it's ageing
They should know by now
We're beyond their command
For the times they are a-changin'

The stage it is set
His future is cast
The front-runners now
Will later be last
As the present now
Will later be past
Their message is rapidly fadin'
Cause the one who we chose
Is the one who will last
For the times they are a-changin'

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:00 pm 
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Hey There Dear Adam It's Your Birthday ( tune of Hey There Delilah)
Poem written for Adam's Birthday


Hey there dear Adam, it's your birthday and I'm giving you my wishes
To be used by your own volition so I hope you'll give a listen and you'll hear,
They're quite sincere

Hey there dear Adam it's my wish you keep your focus on the path that you're pursuing
That it comes without distraction while resisting any action still unseen
That could harm your dream

And if you find it's all too much just use old friends to keep in touch
Relax your guard with them it's safe for you
Their love is true

Hey there dear Adam take some time to be yourself and leave your costume on the shelf
Don't get blinded by the hype, a vision blurred could change your life, you will succeed
What you believe

And don't forget along the way relax your mind take time to play
The joy you bring to everything you do
Waits there for you

Hey there dear Adam it's your birthday you should take the time to celebrate
Hang out with friends and stay out late
Party like the night belongs to you

And I'm wishing you a life of fun, a soulmate who's your special one
And trouble is a word you'll never know
I wish it so

Hey there dear Adam, it's your birthday and I'm asking that the Universe take these wishes offered in my verse
Directed to a special man who’s quick to lend a helping hand
Possessing of a soul that’s pure and true
And watch over you

My wish is one day you'll recall the greatest gift for you of all
Is the love you gave, your spirit shining through
Came back to you

Hey there dear Adam it’s your birthday and I'm giving you my wishes


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:06 pm 
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'Ode to Adam's Chest'
Inspired by Adam's chest :)



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Your shirt wasn't buttoned
Your chest beckoned me
What I had envisioned
What I hoped it would be

I saw your hot body
I gasped in delight
I knew it'd be smooth
I knew it'd be tight

A feeling of passion
Descended on me
My body went limp
As I fell to my knees

My hands long to touch you
Stroke you all night
My tongue longs to savor
My taste buds delight

Adorned with your freckles
My fingers roam free
Connecting the dots
From your chest to your knees

With shoulders so strong and a stride that commands
Apparent from the start
That in your chest is the part that's best
The beauty in your heart

What a man, what a mighty fine man

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:12 pm 
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Ticket Agent Man (tune of Secret Agent Man)
Written in response to getting tickets to an Adam concert, Ticket Master Angst and Ticket Brokers.


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Adam Lambert Fans Beat Out By Ticketmaster & Scalpers
http://www.rockstarweekly.com/content/view/1489/206/

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Keeping my fingers crossed for the regular sale tomorrow that that they only had a certain block of seats in the presale and it's not the whole theater sold out. :( Otherwise....stubhub here I come.

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Woohooo!! I bit the bullet and went on Stub Hub and got 2 great seats for Friday night's concert (River Rock).

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Yays!!!!! That's the route I went as well for the River Rock show (and now for the Coquitlam show too)

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Hopefully Adam when the actual tour happens he'll be playing larger places and more people will get a fair shot at Ticketbastard

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Don't care how much I have to pay.......I AM seeing this man in concert!



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There's a man whose presence poses danger
Owning hearts of unsuspecting strangers
With every move he makes
Another soul he takes
Lord knows he had mine without much trying

Ticket agent man
Help my front row stand
I'm giving you my money
I've got to see my man

When he's on the stage he's quite the master
His voice gives us the chills our hearts beat faster
Such a hot and sexy man
Has us eating right from his hand
He's in charge we love it, no denying

Watch him thrust and move his hips are writhing
We're frenzied, filled with passion, so abiding
Our submission, sure it's felt
As another notch on his belt
Lordy what a lovely way of dying

Ticket agent man
Help my front row stand
I'm giving you my money
I've got to see my man

Tried to score by using TicketMaster
Encrypted words would stop us we'd type faster
The seating that we chose
Would be filling the front rows
To miss his show would be a huge disaster

Some brave Muppets faced the odds confronting
Worked the system got the seats they're wanting
The rest will stay the course
We'll gather up our force
For another day of ticket hunting

Ticket agent man
Help my front row stand
I'm giving you my money
I've got to see my man


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:19 pm 
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'Our Beautiful Butterfly'
Written in response to Adam mentoring the contestants on American Idol



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...snip The idea that RCA and AI are desperately trying everything they can and investing everything they can to try to make an indifferent world notice Adam is so ridiculous I can't believe it's even been proposed...snip

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And how foolish for AI to believe that Adam is qualified to mentor AI contestants on HOW TO BE A BETTER AI CONTESTANT, without having years of touring and millions in record sales behind him. I just don't understand what AI is thinking. [/sarcasm]

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FOO (to me anyways) means those who verbally attack Adam on purpose and for no other reason than their hate that Adam is not their idol. Just read some of the comments on the link I posted earlier and you'll read what I mean...snip

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I just wish this didn't involve so much hate being thrown Adam's way. Be pissed at AI, if they want, but it's not Adam's fault. He should turn down a gig and spit in the eye of the show that made him famous? Puh-leeze...

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Must be sad to have to contort one's perception of beauty---be it of appearance, voice, personality, or character---for the sole purpose of disdaining Adam.


Mentor
adviser, coach
recommends, guides, helps
One who aids another in achieving goal


It's your next move Adam
Time they step up their game
It's your next move Adam
Oh, just more of the same

They'll rag about the clothes you wear
They'll rag about your style
They'll rag your words, the truths you speak
Your answers they'll defile

They say that you are much too new
Not fit to represent
Can't they see you'll share your history
It matters not, they won't relent

They're worried bout the children
Lending to their moral decay
They'd blame you for the fall of Rome
If they could have their way

Their angry words are strewn about
Their remarks are filled with scorn
They'll dissect to reject and criticize
But won't miss watching you perform

When you're gifted, offered up a chance
To impart with your experience
Should you pass, not share what you have done
To help with a journey you've just come from
When you've been asked to be a part
Of a show that embraced you, gave you a start


From the cocoon of that Idol bubble
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Came our beautiful butterfly
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With love and light to guide your flight
You'll soar before our eyes
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:21 pm 
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'Ode to Adam's Heavenly Hips'
Inspiration, watching bb perform :)


His walk a strut,

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a stance

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a pose

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A thrust, and then a dip

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I can't deny I'm mesmerized
With the action in those hips

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Clothed in jeans or leather
No matter the attire
It's plain to see in front of me
Is that body I desire

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Bring it to me
Do it for me
Show me what you got
Bring it to me
Do it for me
BB you're so hot

He's got a natural ability
I cannot turn away
A master with his artistry
My eyes they must obey

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In dreams the scene remains the same
I'm peaking with each thrust
I tightly cup his sculpted rear
And satisfy my lust

Bring it to me
Do it for me
Show me what you got
Bring it to me
Do it for me
BB you're so hot


Behold
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PostPosted: Tue May 18, 2010 9:28 am 
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"Needing Adam"
Inspiration, "Adam, our drug of choice" :)



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And my daughter says, "you act like you 'need' to see him again....don't you think you have seen him enough?"

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YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH ADAM LAMBERT. heehee. Some day she'll understand, right?

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All those YouTubes, reviews, photos, interviews, recaps to savor, not to mention possible live streams in four time zones. Can I revert to last summer when every night I sat at my computer and watched tweets about Emo vs. Elvis hair? And the answer is "yes I can.". Sorry family.

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In light of thinking of this issue as it relates to Adam Lambert (as I think about most things,sad-to-say!)

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I'm impatient to watch this video and to see what Adam and his director have come up with as I'm sure Adam had many ideas of his own roaming around in that creative mind of his. Oh, and then there's seeing him on Ellen and Leno next week. What a joyous time to be an Adam addict, seeing him gets me high since he's my choice of drug.



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He's like a drug, we got to have it
He's a fix we need each day
He's intertwined in our routine
How did we get this way?

We juggle dates we change the time
We gather with our friends
To see an interview online
And watch it over again

Staying up throughout the night
Hoping for some news
Follow friends on twitter lists
Looking for some clues

We praise the videographers
No matter if it's clear
We scour the board for the magic words
It's on YouTube, quick, click here!

We skip a meeting, a conference call
They're just a waste of time
We've been struck by cupid's arrow
And love potion number nine

We ferret out all articles, appearances and pics
Coordinate our schedules there's not one that we will miss
We're obsessed with all things Adam
How did it come to this?

Like a moth is to a flame I swear I'm not to blame
Like the frosting on a cake his hold on me I cannot shake
Like pollen to a bee he has cast his spell on me
Like the flowers in the spring I'm transfixed each time he sings
Oh the glitter and the glam
It's unreal how hooked I am!
Like the stars that shine above he is beauty he is love





"If there's a cure for this, I don't want it"

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Our Glittery Alien From Planet Fierce Welcomes You To His World
Inspiration: newland21's picture and MaggieMay's suggestion



newland your pictures are fabulous!
Our glittery alien from Planet Fierce welcomes you to his world

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Our Glittery Alien from Planet Fierce welcomes you to his world

laynie.... perfect title for your next poem, Yes?




In the quiet of the evening
Before going to bed
I embark upon a journey
To a place that's in my head

The door is always open
You're never bound by time
It's so easy to arrive there
You're directed by your mind

You find yourself transported
To our Magic Prince's land
Greeting you he guides you in
With black gloved velvet hands


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He invites you to partake at will
Of the pleasures you crave most
You're transfixed you stare in wonder
At the glory of your host

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Standing there before you
Clothed in garments trimmed with lace
His presence heats your inner being
A knowing smile upon his face


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He sees the effect he has on you
Seducing you with his eyes
Your skin will feel the fire
At his will, you're mesmerized

He's a sensory experience
He fills your points of pleasure
Climaxing in euphoria
Of heights that can't be measured

Preaching light and love and tolerance
With a heart that's pure and strong
But be sure, he'll defend to the bitter end
If one of his is wronged

And when this journey's ended
And you're back in your own space
You know you're always welcome
To return to his worldly place

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 12:38 pm 
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Rock Star
Inspired by Adam and his Glam Nation Tour
Joins 'The Road Less Traveled' as my personal favorite poems


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Review Riverside show
And then there's that gorgeously versatile, operatic voice - Lambert may be the most talented pop rock vocalist since Freddie Mercury -

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'Glambert' fans hear an angel at Borgata
His voice is that of an angel with a powerful and dynamic range, a tenor with a glass-cracking falsetto touched by the hand of God and blessed by the spirit of Freddie Mercury.

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Adam Lambert brings Glam Nation tour, powerful voice to Ryman stage
Make no mistake: Adam Lambert is a huge, huge star.

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On “American Idol” in 2009, Adam Lambert showed that he is a star. On Saturday night at sold-out Mystic Lake Casino, Lambert proved that he is a true star — a musical-theater mega-talent playing the role of glamorous rock star.

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Review: Adam Lambert, Crystal Ballroom
Because his elastic voice requires no auto-tune, yet every run, scream, and growl stays precisely on pitch.

Cause he's a rock star



Glammed up with glitz and glitter stripper heels black polished nails
Hangin' with my friends tonight a party theme prevails
Gotta date to see my baby cause he's coming to my town
Can't wait to see my baby cause he's never let me down

He’s a singer, he's a sexy beast, a child, a boy at play
When he appears before your eyes you cannot look away
He’s the voice of a generation he's the man who paints his eyes
And he sings so pure and masterful he makes the angels cry

Cause he's a game changin' singing sensation hot and sexy man
Who's shakin' up the music scene with his glitter master plan
He’s a rock star



My baby sings of lover's crossed, of spells and voodoo plans
A hunter we're the prey for him, we're putty in his hands
With every move he owns the stage he's bathed in lights of color
The notes he hits not of this world his voice is like no other
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He takes you on a journey to the places of the heart
He sings of love that's slipped away of dreams that fell apart
And then he sings of hopefulness and joy that will return
And speaks of how life means the most from the lessons that you learn
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We join in dance our spirits soar and thank the universe above
For bringing us this special man whose soul is filled with love
And every night he gives his heart but there's somethin' I don't get
With every piece he gives away his heart grows stronger yet
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Cause he's a game changin' singing sensation hot and sexy man
Who's shakin' up the music scene with his glitter master plan
He's a rock star
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There ain't no use in tryin', you can't there's no denyin'
He’s a rock star
My baby is a rock star


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A New Link in the Chain
Poem inspired by Adam's scuffle with the paps
and the ensuing comments by M. Catherwood on E! Daily 10


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I think my main feeling about it all is...disapointment. I mean, I try to believe that the world is a better place, that somehow we're doing better in the tolerance department, and then something like this happens and...I stop believing for a while.

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I've alternated between angry and sad. I think part of the explanation for the sadness for Parents, is that we try very hard to raise our children to be the exact opposite of what we see of some people on the NET. We want our children to have better lives than we did.




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It's time to get to the heart of the matter
It’s time to put a new link in the chain
Let it come from your heart it's the best place to start
Let love take the place of the pain

Hateful words are spoken veiled in humor
May as well come at me with a knife
The cuts will heal but the message is revealed
And the scars will follow all my life

It's time to put an end to the violence
I'm not here encouraging a fight
Stop the denigrating words, make your voices heard
It's time to stand up for what's right

It’s what we learn as we grow that defines us
If we start with a slate that’s pure and clean
Why was Matthew left to die with a fencepost by his side
Or a black man hanging lifeless from a tree


Because your skin is a different shade
Because your God has a different name
Because your language is not the same
Because you're different, you are to blame

Because two men choose to share their bed
We will deny them their right to wed


It’s time to get to the heart of the matter
It’s time to put a new link in the chain
Let it come from your heart it's the best place to start
Let love take the place of the pain


“End all this hate. Forgiveness is love. Love is all”

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